Haha. Impomptu Bruno Mars ftw.
Again, I'm pretty sure you are funnier than me in your own funny way. 'Cause I'm not hilarious. Funny, maybe, but no hilarious. Not like her or her (well, face it, I'm guessing most of my readers are above 12 anyway ._.) or him for this matter. No.
There's a pretty good reason I'm not funny and I guess I've already told you guys this before: my sense of humor is broken. Sick. Messed-up. Has cancer. Which is precisely why I dumped it in the Humor Hospital and visit it almost everyday. I bring it flowers. And chocolate. And a rabid squirrel from time to time.
So, yes, I laugh at things that aren't funny and I don't laugh at things that should be. I try way too hard to be funny.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not insecure. I'm actually quite confident. (If I wasn't, I wouldn't be showing you my virtual face, right? :D) I think that a broken sense of humor is better than having none at all. (Believe me, those kind of people are hard to hang out with. 'Specially if you're someone like me.) Honestly though, I would very much like to be more funny. 'Cause I like making people pass out from lack of oxygen because they were laughing too hard at my jokes. XD
Other things that make me not so funny?
- I get impressed easily.
Seriously, if you haven't noticed yet, I get impressed really, really easy. Just give me a lukewarm joke and I'll laugh for fifteen seconds. Show me a mediocre drawing of yours and I'll tell you it's awesome. If you want me to be your test dummy on your journey to be the next big Internet comedian, then sorry, I'm flattered (oh, stop it you >3<), but please look for someone else. I have really, really low standards in comedy. If a) it's not offensive, and b) it's kind of witty, that's funny to me. T_T
- I have a painful laugh.
Listening to me laugh is the equivalent of looking at Medusa. You will turn to stone. Oooor you may cover your bleeding ears in pain and pass out and then wake up in Cabin Two with Annabeth feeding you popcorn-flavored pudding to find that your name all along was Percy Jackson and your memory was wiped out by Hera/Juno, but, meh. (I just finished reading Lost Hero. No judgment.)
My laugh....sounds like a pig with epilepsy, with an air horn stuck in its throat, a whale stuck in its diaphragm, and a cackling old witch in its lungs. T_T Sound bad? Yeah. It is. Add up to the fact that I tend to laugh for a veeeerry long time (and clap like a seal while I'm at it), and you'll definitely find yourself in Cabin Two with Annabeth hugging you. Do. Not. Listen. To. Me. Laughing.
- I am way funnier on the Internet than in real life.
Okay, suppose you really think I'm hilarious and can't wait to meet me in real life. Well, get ready for a big disappointment. I am 64% less funny IRL than on the Internet. Why? Because on the Internet, you got three powerful tools for emphasis:
1. Smileys ^_^ T_T D: >:O :3 XDD ._.
2. CAPS FLIPPIN' LOCK
3. A mask of anonymity that makes you less likely to embarrass yourself for life. Pfft. It's not like most of the people you know online are people who'll really meet you, right? ....Right? o.o
I was thinkin' you bros (pffft. as if any ladylike ladies read this blog.) needed a picture so here. Take your picture.
ACCEPT IT SOONER AND IT WILL HURT LESS XD
Also, since I have quite some time in my hands - meaning, I have to wake up early tomorrow :D - I may start an advice series or something like that. Stuff like epic advice from a not-so-epic me.
That's all for today. Maybe. Maybe not.
Doo.
Doo.
DOOOOOOO.
kidZ, peace out.
Oh my God, thank you for the link! I'm pleased SOMEBODY finds me funny. You, by the way, always make me laugh or at least SMILE. I don't think my posts are hilarious, but obviously they make someone laugh, soooo... I don't think anybody ever finds themselves as funny as other people do. Unless, of course, they're one of those people that tell lame jokes and do that awkward 'laughing alone at myself' laugh.
ReplyDeleteSo... yeah. Carry on doing what you're doing.
Abbie!