Welcome back to the ever-so-fabulous, not-yet-finished 5000-Question Meme! :D Well, you know the biz. Le Part One Le Part Two Le Part Three 76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney. Because Disney started the Disney Princess thing and all that jazz. :D 77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? Elephants! :D 78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? No way. You know what I'd do for a date? Bring the dude to a laser tag center or maybe paintball fights. And then we'd eat at a cheap, not-really-fancy-and-romantic fastfood restaurant like Jollibee or McDonald's. Maybe we'd watch a movie (comedy, of course :I), and then I'll be all, "'Dude, I had fun and all. 'Preciate it. Word. Kthnxbai." 79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? If it stopped rotating I think we'd all just slide off. ._. 80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? Reaaaaad! I honestly love reading more than I love writing. (I hope my mom didn't just read that. o.o) I could give up snack time, longer sleep, and Internet cafe load for reading. :D 81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? "Freedom" to use contraceptives. (You older ones know what I mean. T_T You younger ones shouldn't learn what it means. XD) I'd ban them altogether. 82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? ...I already live near the equator so, yeah, equator. o.o 83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? Watching television. I can watch online anyway >:D 84. What do you think makes someone a hero? Sacrifice. :3 85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? Phineas and Ferb. Their summer vacation is the best one ever. 86. Name one thing that turns your stomach (kidZ's note: into....? o.o): Turns my stomach? Whut? o.o 87. What was the last thing you paid for? With my money or someone else's? XD My money: The Name of this Book is Secret. Someone else's money (my mom's): a box of large fries and a small cup of vanilla ice cream. 88. Are you a coupon clipper? No. 89. Get anything good in the mail recently? Mail? I GET MAIL? :O 90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? KARATE FTW. XDD 91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? Ugh. Philosophy. -.- I guess, yeah? It's pretty much...the same person... 92. What insects are you afraid of? Cockroaches, any specie of ant worse than the kinds we have at home (they're so tiny and harmless XD), uh, BEES, wasps, etc. etc. 93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? Phrase? Uh..."DERP" :D 94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? A Santa Claus dress with a hat. I wore it around the mall, I think. I was a foolish kid then, and it was Christmas, so it was kind of okay... 95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? ICE CREEEEEAAAAM. D: I wish it DID have an effect on my weight, 'cause I'm really thin, y'know... 96. What are your parents interested in? They're both interested in running. That's just as far as their interests go. XD 97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? Yeah, two actually. The first was a queen ant whom we brutally murdered - and by brutally I mean we fed it baby powder (we thought it would think it was sugar and, being so blissfully fooled, it would grow to be big and strong on the fake sugar D: ) and once it died we cut it up with a nail file. (We were such kind kids then.) The second was a small praying mantis we called Master Mantis;we kept it for two days in a toilet tube, then released it into our trees. Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? Does a very feisty stray cat count as wild? XD 98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? Plans, although I'm sadly more of a wisher than a planner ;__; 99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? During worship, while swaying with my friends and family. (Worship is always better when swaying, you know. A personal tip from moi.) Preferably to the song, "One Thing Remains."
100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. Sleeping bag tent jacket, fire sword, and Bowl of Infinite Food and Beverage. :3 'Cause I'm practical like that.
51. Make up a definition for the following silly words... Fruitgoogle: froot-goo-gel Verb: to stare at food with surprise and desire ("He fruitgoogled the sliced watermelon all day") Ambytime: ahm-bee-taym Adjective: punctual; never late ("She was a very ambytime person") Noun: the time one takes to calm down from anger ("I excused myself from our shouting match to have ambytime") Asscactus: No way I'm describing how to pronounce that. T_T Noun: A cactus that is simply the most badbutt cactus you've ever seen. ("That is one awesome asscactus :O")
52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? ..I think it was a tiny Clay-Doh bowl I painted red :I 53. What was your favorite toy as a child? My Barbie dolls and Barbie house. ;___; 54. How many TV’s are in your house? Three. We're so rich. 8D They're old though LOL THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID D: 55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Read. If you haven't laid in the shade of a tree, with a blanket on your butt, a book cracked open on your lap, and the sound of screaming children (joy is optional >:D) in the distance, you, my friend, are missing out on a lot. :I 56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? I'm like, Cool. Cool rainbow. Usually when I see one I'm like, "Heeey it's a rainbow! :D *goes back to whatever I was doing*" 57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? Not that I remember. o.o 58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? No. T_T 59. What is your idea of paradise? I'm going to sound extremely cheesy, okay? (You've been warned.) My idea of paradise is that everyone knows how to truly love. Stay with me. If everyone loved each other, we'd be kind, friendly, help the needy, and wouldn't hurt our friends and family. If everyone loved the environment, we would take care of it. See what I did thar? 8D
60. Do you believe in God and if so what is He like? Absolutely more than anything. :D What is He like? What is He like? Goodness golly, He is Love, He is Kindness, He is Generosity, He is Glory, He is Happiness, He is Forgiveness, He is Everything Good. He's the God Who loves us more than anything in the world. He's the God Who floods us with blessings through the beautiful mornings, the tweeting of the birds, the cool breezes, and the meals we have. He's the God Who forgives us despite our terribleness. He's the God who wants to be our Father, our Friend, our Joy in Life. Need I say more? (I can't go on because I might fill the entire web with gushing, and I'm sure that just made my non-Christian readers/friends squirm. :I) 61. Do you believe in Hell? Yes, unfortunately. I can't really believe in Heaven if I don't believe in...there. (I refuse to say that name unless I'm praying because I don't want anything to do with it. Ever.) It's like...believing good exists, but not evil. Oh, evil exists, all right. Whether you like it or not. :I Which is why our task as good people (we're all good people here in this here blog...right? o.o) is to fight all the evil. Simple as that. 62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? Forward rappelled. 8D 63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? Honestly? I think the kindest thing I've ever done is tell a friend over Facebook that he was a good person. He was going through some depressing trials then. (LOL, no way I'm telling you. XD) 64. Have you gone to WTIT's facebook page and hit "like" yet? If not, why not? (No pressure.) What's WTIT? o.o Sorry, I just came for the blog memes... 65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? THE CELEBRATION OF THE FABULOUS BIRTH OF THE FABULOUS kidZ! I should be a hero, you know. :I 66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? IDK. o3o 67. What's the best joke you ever heard? No favorites here. 68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? FULLY BOOKED BOOKSTOOOORE. :D I'm such a nerd. 69. Is your hair natural or dyed? Natural. Even if everyone assumes it's dyed (it's dark brown, a tad lighter than the usual Filipino black), and even if I want to dye the ends of my hair pink soon. ;___; 70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? Well, I obviously don't share deep dark secrets with strangers like, a-hem, YOU (I'm sorry, but our friendship is not yet too dear to me :I), but I do share them with my family and my youth group. 71. What is under your bed right now? Dust bunnies. Maybe some lost buttons and coins... 72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? The Land of Oz is really freaky, so, uh, I'd show myself out. PEACE! 73. If you drive do you frequently speed? If I could drive I would. 8D 74. What is the world's best song to dance to? RUNNING BY HILLSONG UNITED.
It is also the best song for a Catholic marathoner. :D 75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? "One More Night" by Maroon 5. My older twerking narwhal brother and I danced like epileptic wooden octopuses with gelatin for bones.
:D Hiya. So remember my last post? I started tackling the first 25 questions of the most wonderful 5000 Questions Meme! So far they said no blogger has ever finished it. Well, let's see about that. :I I'M BREAKING THAT RECORD.
26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? My mom bought me ice cream. :D It was cheap ice cream ;__;, but meh, ice cream is ice cream. :3 27. Do you have a lot to learn? Yuff. I don't even know a lot. ._. 28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? Uh...they'd probably be
Playing the guitar
PROPER SHADING (I color things like a kindergartner ._.)
Aikido :D
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? Uh, I think I usually remember what other people do... ._. IDK. I have a bad memory. I'm an old lady. D: 30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? Love, trust, commitment, sacrifice (SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE THE SCREAMING LADY TO YOUR PARTNER! >:D), affection, and surrender. :3 31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die? ...I'd rather not think about that now. :I 32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
Murdering someone
Giving up my faith :I
Murdering someone to give up their faith
I don't know. I guess I'm just noble like that. 8D
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? Not really. I care about poor children, old poor people, the environment, abused animals, cancer patients, etc. all equally. :3 34. What does each decade make you think of: ...you need to improve on your grammar... ._. 35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? 2000's, because that's the decade I was born in, the decade most of my favorite songs were spawned, the decade the Internet was made, etc. etc. T_T 36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? Oldie? ... ♪NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU~♫ 8D 37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country? The ever-so-lovely and dinosaur-shaped (it's true, check it out on a map o.o) Philippines. The leader of the Philippines is President Noynoy Aquinoy, a.k.a. P-Noy. o.o If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be? "Sir, please do your best to make this country a better place. :I SO WE COULD RULE THE WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST >:D." 38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night? AXN, usually, because midnight is when the CSI marathons start. AXN was unfortunately removed from our cable provider, so...yeah... ;___; 39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? I don't know...Rapunzel's "mother", I guess...because she was the only female I could think of who sort of had a heart. ._. 40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? For show, yes. XD 41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? I'd rather fly. I get seasick. ;__; 42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? Don't ask me science questions unless you want my non-existent brains to blow up in your face. o.o 43. What does your name mean? First Name: ----- means I'm self-assured, confident, and independent. (AWWWW. ;3; ) Middle Name: Andrea (yes, my middle name is Andrea -.- I'll reveal just this one because it's a common name :I) means Beautiful Lady. (D'AAAWWW.) Surname: ----, it means "blueberry". (YUUUUUM XD) 44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? I'd rather explore outer space, because it's kind of cool out there. It just gets really dark in the ocean when you're deep, and all you'll see are creepy fish, so no thanks. ._. 45. Word association What is the first word that comes to mind when you see (kidZ's note: you mean hear, right? ._.) the word:
Air: AVATAR 8D. IDK why
Meat: Steak
Different: Unique. (Synonymtastic.)
Pink: Blossom. o.o
Deserve: Obtain... o.o
White: Pure o____o
Elvis: Sparkle
Magic: Charm
Heart: Cute o.o
Clash: Fight o.o
Pulp: Mash (I'm serious, sometimes the word association in my head makes no sense -.-)
46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be? I wouldn't want to meet a dead person. o-o But, uh...Abraham Lincoln? Maybe? Cool dude. American. ._. 47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive? I would very much like to meet Rick Riordan. :I 48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? No. I'll get sick and beg for a new movie. >.> 49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? A laptop, which I've already added in my Kindle library, movies, a to-do list, and connected in a pen tablet. :D 50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? Someone saved my life when they offered me ice cream on a hot day. ;3; I SALUTE THIS WOMAN I CALL MAMA. XD No...I don't think there was any lifesaving involved in my life o.o
Finally, a meme so GIGANTIC that I have to divide it into teeny-weeny little chunks! >:D Who's the evil mastermind here? Somebody give me a whoop-whoop. WHOOP-WHOOP! (There, I did it myself.) Fifty's not enough. Two hundred is not enough. SO LET'S TACKLE FIVE THOUSAND. >:D
A big thanks to my new blog hangout, Sunday Stealing, for their bountiful bounty of beautiful blog memes which I could just dig into like a poolful of ice cream. ;3;
1. Who are you? kidZeanicus Ignoramus Awesomeness McDonalds Smith, vampire alien cyborg ninja extraordinaire and blogger wannabe, at your service. :3
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
I'm pretty annoying
If you want to talk, I'll listen. :D
The only languages I'm fluent in are English and Tagalog somewhat
3. When you aren't memes like this one what are you doing?
"Aren't memes like this one"? I NEVER WAS A MEME D: //cry Usually blogging random thoughts. Or random stories. Or handing out wonderful links of wonderful sites. Or writing not-so-helpful lists of stuff. ._.
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
Reading
Language (Language is unfortunately separate from Reading)
Filipino
Home Economics
Christian Living Education
Music, Arts, and PE. (Yes that is one subject ;__;)
Math
Geography, History, and Civics (Again, that is one subject ;__; )
5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
TO BECOME A PUBLISHED AUTHOR!
6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
Very successful, world famous right out of high school, and at the same time renowned for my love for others. :D
7. What stage of life are you in right now?
Pre-adolescent. o.o All you pedo bears better stay away from meh, I'm armed >:I
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
I'm sadly very childish. Very, very childish. ;___;
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
"What're you watching? o.o" ("Best of Both Worlds" started playing in our other computer. My mom told me she was watching a webinar. XD)
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
"Good Time" by Owl City and Carly Rae Jepsen. :D
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
No. Although supposedly I should be taking aikido this summer. ;__;
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
My life is awesome. It gets better when I least expect it. :D
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
Time only stops the infection. Only love can heal all wounds. (Philosophical kidZ is philosophical.)
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
I rarely ever notice it's rainy because I'm so focused on my computer. 8D If you mean outside, usually I just duck under an umbrella. Even though dancing in the rain is fun.
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
Losing luggage. :I
16. How is (or was) your relationship with your parents?
AWESOME AND FABULOUS. :D My dad likes almost every post on my Facebook XD
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
Not really. My family tends to talk about news in Tagalog, and I rarely ever bother asking for translation 'cause it would be obvious that I was eavesdropping.
18. What is the truest thing that you know?
God loves us. :D
19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a singer. :3
20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
Not only second chance, even six chances. ;___;
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
I'm honestly more of a giver. I feel bad taking stuff unless you really want me to have it.
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
Sometimes. ._.
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
I jumped from the railing of our terrace and hit both my knees on flipping sharp rocks. (One of them, btw, was just a fresh wound from the previous week.) It was a mess of fabulous blood and pus :D
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
(I ran out of ideas for blog posts until I remembered a certain story I kind-of ended. o-o So, uh, I'll probably be making a fool of myself writing this - again - but meh, I make a fool of myself every blog post, so there's frankly nothing new with that. :3 I recommend you read it first before going on here. So, uh, ENJOY.) Wait. I just realized I forgot where I left off. Stay here just a moment, my fair frolicking reader, while I go back to the link above to reread the story. ... AH YES. THERE IT IS. Well, this is exactly what happened next... You're armed for your new and totally unanticipated adventure with a weird and totally unpredictable ninja beside you. You're staring at the river. Dramatic music plays in the background. Very dramatic, as in, Beethoven Symphony 9, perhaps. (If you're not such a friend of Beethoven, please turn to someone who I'm sure is a good friend of yours - Google.) You sigh. It's time to leave your neat and comfortable life to find a new guardian for the Leg of Bee Zee. (You decided to call it that, anyway, since it had a nice poetic ring to it.) Are you ready? Are you ready to face the dangers, the obstacles, the discomforts that lie ahead of you? Bee Zee, on the other hand, is not sympathetic of your plight at all. He is sitting at the river banks, playing with his remaining leg and making whooshing sounds. (From the gestures and expressions on his face - and the KABOOM he yelled at the end - you guess that he just reenacted a beautiful plane crash.) "Come on, Bee Zee," you mutter, tugging on your backpack straps and trudging, slowly, to wherever fate would bring you. The ninja hops after you with eagerness. "Ugga lacka chaka? Go da?" "Sorry, I can't keep your leg," you apologize, raising the squishy, fleshy cylinder thing in your hand, "Its powers are too strong for me to handle. If it was used in the wrong hands - MY hands - well, I don't know WHAT would happen..." Bee Zee frowns. "O-key," he sighs, folding his arms over his chest as he hops after you. Just a reminder, if you've forgotten - and I'm sure you have, with all the random blog posts I wrote and whatnot - your fabulous ninja friend (a ninja friend who, I may add, I intended to make as a unicorn before you so kindly threatened me with your chair) spoke a weirdo language that you couldn't understand. Fortunately, despite his apparent lack of common sense, Bee Zee WAS a fast learner and learned new words as quick as he could hop. (And he hopped pretty darn fast.) The sun was setting, coloring the sky with bursts of red and orange and pink. Kind of like the color you got when you messed up your sister's stinky sticks of lip gloss. Bee Zee taps you on the shoulder. "Mustache...Mustache...!" (Because of your sick twisted desire to be a tyrant, you tried to tell him to call you "Master", but the ninja unfortunately mistook it as "Mustache" and ended up liking your new facial-hairy nickname.) "What?" "Mook...da!" He's pointing at a big boulder with two handprints carved in. "What is that?" you ask, peering closer for a good look. Bee Zee hops just behind you, leaning over your shoulder. Curiously, you look down at your own hand, then back at the handprints, then back at the hand, then the handprints- It wasn't exactly instinct, not exactly curiosity, and not exactly a hunch that made you press both your hands into the handprint-holes. Perfect fit! Hooray! Bee Zee did a one-legged happy dance. A happy dance that was unfortunately ruined when the ground below you rumbled and crashed down.
***
Having the ground beneath your feet just break away is not as painless as most books make them sound, you think, grumbling, as you rub your back and make that hissing noise people often make when they get boo-boos. (Such a manly word, boo-boos is.) It's just your first day, and already your behind is starting to bruise and you have a stinging scratch on your arm.
Unfortunately for you - and fortunately for your companion - Bee Zee was a ninja. Ninjas, no matter how dumb, were quick and nimble like a panther. With only one wobbly leg, he is standing atop a pile of rubble, babbling something excitedly that is, you guess, the Bee Zee version of "OH WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?!"
Luckily your fat backpack cushioned most of your back from major pain, so aside from a slowly purple-ing butt and a red stripe on your arm, you could walk around almost painlessly.
"This was a trap," you declare, facepalming, "Ugh! But who would trap us? Somebody who want the Leg? Somebody who wants to use its power...?"
Suddenly you hear screeching. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Or whatever a screech is supposed to sound. (Personally all I hear is a loud ring and then I get a major headache.)
You face your opponent: a giant bat! A bat almost as big as you from your head to your hip! EW! EW! EWEEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!
You scream a very manly scream and run to the corner of the damp, dripping cave you fell into. "Stay back!" you scream, your voice becoming squeaky and oh-so-manlier, "I...I got a weapon-!"
The bat apparently didn't care that you had a "weapon" and lunges forward, wings flapping, drool flying, ugly bat-fur-mustachioed face getting all the more uglier and mustachioed-er.
WAPAK!
KABOOM!
KABLAG!
LIPAD!
>:O!
Bee Zee ninja-kicks the bat. "Mustache!" he cries angrily, "Om agga boo Mustache!"
You hoped it was something like "Nobody hurts Mustache!". (Although in my opinion I think he was saying "You have a big mustache!" Which was true.)
The bat screeches indignantly, flapping its leathery, crusty bat wings. It glares at your ninja savior; your ninja savior flops on his butt, removes his sock, and waves his now-exposed stinky foot at his enemy like a sword.
The bat charges, thrashing and clawing at Bee Zee with its weirdo bat feet thingies. Bee Zee blocks every blow, although since he couldn't move, could only defend himself from the attacks. You know he can't keep up with this forever...even if he WAS a ninja, and a ninja after all was the definition of awesomeness. Next to unicorns. (I WILL NEVER STOP RUBBING THAT IN.)
You know you have to do something. You can't just be a damsel in distress-
Wait. Wait. Waitwaitwaitwait. I hope I haven't offended my guy readers with that last part. Did I? I apologize for my rudeness. But then again, I can't really write a good story in second-person POV without just once mentioning your gender, can I?
Considering most of my readers are female, I think it would only be fair to refer to you as feminine-
HEY. HEY. OKAY I'M SORRY. SHEESH. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THREATENING ME WITH CHAIRS?! D:<
Fine. I'm going to cut that part out then, just like I cut out the part of the lame, and the severing, AND MOST ESPECIALLY THE UNICORN. >:I
You know you have to do something. You can't just be helpless like Batman, a superhero with no superpowers. (Mountains of money is not a superpower, Bruce Wayne. ACCEPT IT AND IT WILL HURT LESS.)
You glance at your obese backpack. When you fell, it unzipped itself a little, and now the Leg of Bee Zee was sticking out of your bag. Maybe...just maybe...
It's to save my "friend"'s life (quotations on friend because you're not so sure Bee Zee would be such a cool friend), you think, slowly pulling the slithery, slippery, and slimy appendage out of your bag. Just because you're using it NOW doesn't mean you're the right wielder. Right? It belongs to someone else; someone who'd look good in a fabulous designer ninja leg scarf.
You take the leg and, attempting to make a battle cry like they do in movies - it unfortunately sounded like a yodeler who just got a wedgie - charge at the bat, who is now nearly winning his battle against the tired and wounded ninja.
SHLAP! SHLAP! SHWIP!
Basically that was the sound of a smelly foot slapping a giant mustache bat in the face, again and again and again.
It turns to you now, trying to knock you out with a blow from one of its icky wings. "SCREEEEE!!"
You whip out the leg~having no joints, it wraps around the bat's neck like a thick fleshy rope. You pull.
"SCREEEEEE!!!" it shrieks louder, thrashing and squirming and making a bigger ruccus than before.
"Yikes," you mutter, squeezing the leg lowly as you back away. The leg lengthens and stretches, kind of like when you knead a piece of Clay Doh and it becomes a long doughy rope-thing, until you were about five feet away from the hyper beast.
Now...what to use to knock it unconscious...
Oh! There it is! The old-fashioned method!
You take a particularly large rock at your feet and throw it at the beast, conking it perfectly on the head. With one last deafening "SCREEEeeee...!!" it falls onto the floor, limp.
"Ew." You pull the Leg of Bee Zee toward you, squishing it back to its normal leg length and stuffing it back into your backpack.
"Oooga..." Bee Zee groans. Oh. You totally forgot your partner was wounded. Hehe. Sorry.
You rush awkwardly to his side. "Bee Zee, how are you?"
He opens his mouth to speak - you guess he does, but you don't really know as most of his hair and face is covered with those ninja mask things - but you hush him and order, "In English, please?"
He looks at you, confused.
"Oh, uh..." Great. You have to play charades again. "Um, are you HURT?" You ball up your fist, hit yourself on the head, and yell OW. "Hurt? HUUUURT?"
Bee Zee doesn't look like he understands, but he nods slowly. "Bee Zee nooga. Hurt. Bad dog."
He does look pretty hurt, you think worriedly. Taking a beating from a bat doesn't sound painful, buuuut it is.
You reach into your obese backpack and pull out a glass bottle filled with icy blue cordial. It didn't glow like most fabulous magical liquids did, but you could tell it was magical just because...well, you just could. The cave instantly became brighter when you took it out.
"Cantooka?" the ninja asks, pointing at the beautiful bottle with a wide-eyed expression.
"This is Water," you say smugly, "That's with a capital W because I got it fresh from the source - my dad jumped out of an airplane and just happened to bring this bottle with him...here, it says it can heal any injury."
You shove the bottle down his mouth.
"GRGGGGGHHH-" Bee Zee sounds like he's trying to protest as your cure floods down his throat, but the water follows gravity, not ninjas. (It may have followed UNICORNS though >:I.)
"SOOORRYYY-YYY-Y, CAN'T HEAR YOOO-OOOU," you giggle in a sing-song voice. Payback, you think, This be payback for barging in on me while I was reading an awesome blog post.
He finally yanks the glass bottle out of his face. He's coughing and spitting and yelling out words you believe to be curses, but you see his wounds and bruises melt into skin.
You shake your head. If only the Water worked on YOUR wounds, you think sadly, rubbing your purple-ing butt and your red-striped arm.
As Bee Zee continues his angry, unintelligible speech - little bugger didn't even notice his wounds were healed and ignored that rare thing you do called "kindness" - you remember exactly why the Water couldn't heal you.
A tear trickles down your cheek.
AWWW. Y U SO SAD. DD:
This lovely story, I'm afraid, would have to wait until next time, as I am now incredibly sleepy and want to sleep. Now. :I So, uh, peace out. Here's a picture of a guy with a Batman moustache.
I should've told you I'd be back on Tuesday. I underestimated my laziness. ;____; And for that I'm saying I'M SOARRI.
Anyway, I've recovered from my guilt (like a boss) and now I'm just going to ramble on and on and on.
FIRST LET'S START WITH ALL THE FUN CAMPY THINGS I DID AT MY LOVELY CAMP IN A PARTICULAR ORDER CALLED "WHEN kidZ REMEMBERS THIS PARTICULAR ACTIVITY :I"
Was THEEEEEEEEEES close to finishing climbing a wall. Unfortunately, I have no upper body strength whatsoever, so I slipped and had to be brought down. Q-Q
Backward rappelled! Only two girls (including moi) was brave enough to hop down a 25-foot wall :I
Mud crawled! (My clothes are ruined fo life.)
Ropes course!
Obstacle course!
A Fear Factor session which included passing around a frog, drinking a chunky mysterious liquid o-o, taking a pebble out of a basin filled with DISGUSTING RED WATER FLAVORED WITH VINEGAR AND SOY SAUCE AND COOKING OIL and DISGUSTING GELATIN HEARTS FLAVORED WITH VINEGAR AND SOY SAUCE AND COOKING OIL with your MOUTH D:, taking a pebble out of a box filled with mice, taking a pebble out of a can full of worm-maggot-caterpillar-things, and climbing up a ladder and trust-falling down to your teammates' weak triceps. XD
A clue hunt plus zombie outbreak
Hiked with a full pitcher of water
Ziplined in the fabulous and really cold rain ;w;
Cooked a buttload of canned stuff which probably ruined my intestines with the lack of vitamins
Painted a beautiful flag with my team.
Walked a unity walk which involved being blindfolded and having my feet tied to my other teammates for goodness knows how long. (We were attacked by black ants during that activity. Not my favorite one, as you can see.)
Played a game called Himagsikan (my mom - a semi-reliable stand-in for Google Translate - said it means something like To Rise Up) which involved a lot of running and base-claiming and mud flinging and holding of hands and getting injured. XD
Learned a game - which, I'm happy to report, my team got ADDICTED to - called Balot. It involves knowing four Tagalog words (the word "AAAH :O" isn't really...Tagalog...o_o), lots of people (trust me, the longer the game wears on, the more fun it would be), and sheer concentration. 8I
Put up an improvised play for Entertainment Day. (I loved Entertainment Day, particularly because it spawned the lovely shipping of POWELLE!8D)
And of course a lot of worship and prayers :D
Most fun experience. EVER.
And then there was the not so fun campy things I did at my lovely camp. :I I mean, as much as I like to think that camp was PERFECT, it wasn't. .-.
Argued with my teammates. A lot. (I'm convinced that arguing is inevitably something you can't avoid in a camp full of sleep-deprived, nutrient-deprived, exhausted, and lazy campers. :I)
Slept in a cramped tent in a huge sleeping bag with a blanket for a pillow ;___;
Five minutes' worth of bath time. In a cramped shower stall. With a tiny shelf and two hooks to keep your stuff, which you'll surely knock over. Believe me, the worst part of it is when you're hand is about to reach the shower knob and they shout "TWO MINUTES LEFT! D:<" (I guess now I know why the penalty they gave teams when they broke rules was shorter bath time. ;__; ) Which is why most of us decided to wash our hair and faces at the sinks and enter the bathroom half-naked to save time. ;____;
My team and I forgot to bring a bunch of stuff. Like, for example, a pan. A knife. Milk. A Thermos for hot water. Some of us even forgot to bring spoons and forks. :I
I ruined most of my clothes for life
The souvenir bracelet they gave me fell apart almost instantly. ;____;
The ring that was attached to my award (I was given the Chill award. 'Cause I was always so cool. 8D) got lost. :I
Yeah. So those were my campy stories. I can't wait for our camp reunion next month. (Yes, next month, because we're not like old people who wait how-many-decades for their high school reunion .-.)
I've mentioned several times before that I'd be going to spiritual youth camp - for the nosier ones, it's called Camp Calye (the rough English definition is basically Street Camp .-.) - which I wouldn't link because the netbook is particularly laggy today.
I'm leaving tomorrow. And I'll be gone until after Mother's Day. (Actually I'll be home on Mother's Day, but no doubt I'd spend the rest of the day being a big fat sloth. -3-)
AWWW. DON'T CRY.
Here, take this blog post to cheer you up.
Since I AM after all going to CATHOLIC youth camp...I'm going to show you a bunch of CATHOLIC stuff. :D
(To all you non-Catholics, just go with it. Please. ;__; No religion fights allowed in Kid Fort. Fistfights, maybe, and slapfights, yes, and cuteness fights, OH YES...but no religion fights. o.o)
1. LifeTeen.com
This site is all about being a teen and loving God. I just discovered this site the other day and loved it. It's fun (one point), funny (double points), relatable (triple points), and unlike most childish evangelizing sites, it actually touches on deep topics! (HERE TAKE ALL MY POINTS.)
2. WE ARE RUNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING :D
Perfect marathon music. Just imagine that. You're running, all sweaty and puffy and sunburnt and MISERABLE, and then suddenly-
"WE ARE RUNNIIIIIIIIING 8D!"
That's either coincidental or motivational. IDK. I just like it 'cause it's great music to listen to while you're packing in the middle of the night. XD
3. A website by the guy who made me homeschooled The blog of Tito Bo Sanchez. :D (If you recall, Tito means "Uncle" in English. Even if we aren't, uh, related. o.o) This is better for parents or people who are in college - neither of whom read my blog, I suppose - but go give it a shot anyway. The tips aren't only spiritual, they're very practical and useful for average people like you or me. (Assume for one moment we're both average. o3o) He writes like a regular guy, it's almost hard to believe he's a BESTSELLING AUTHOR and MILLIONAIRE ENTREPRENEUR and ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PREACHERS IN THE PHILIPPINES.
...
Yup. :3
:O That's it? I'll be gone for a while and I leave you with THREE items?
:I Well, considering those three items would most likely keep you occupied for a WHILE (I know I was), that should make up for mah disappearance. And besides, it's way more productive to increase your faith than, you know, corroding your sense of humor by reading my blog. .-.
Now let me just ramble a bit about camp:
First of all, there are no summer camps in the Philippines that last the entire summer. Why? Because parents darn love their kids too much to send them away for three whole flipping months. o____o D'AAAAAW! :3 So usually most camps around here are only last overnight or, like mine, for a few days. The longest summer camp here that I've heard of lasts two weeks. owo I can't imagine the packing THAT would take.
Let me tell you this: PACKING FOR FOUR DAYS OF CAMP IS NOT EASY. NOT. EASY.
You have to fit a load of clothes and toiletries and a bunch of other stuff in a giant fat backpack - a backpack, which, btw, is now as fat as I'm thin (that is saying something, my friend o.o) - and a giant travel bag.
I also have to carry, btw, packs of food, a sleeping bag, and so many liters of water. Which is too much to carry for someone as athletically challenged, vertically challenged, horizontally challenged, and mentally challenged as me. Yeah.
Oh, and before I go, let me share with you a status on Facebook which made my day:
"Just a friendly reminder that God loves you :)"
:> And with that, my fair frolicking 'fro-lickin' readers, I bid you all farewell. For a while. :D Peace out.
I have referenced Future Me here and here so I guess you'll be quite familiar with her. (I'm not. I can't be familiar with someone who doesn't exist.. :I) I guess I was Future Me sometimes when I read my old blog posts and facepalmed at how SHTOOPID they were, but meh, no regrets here. >.<
Anyway, so I was looking for a more convenient way to email Future Me somehow in some way - read: I was reading a page about how to get over an ex (don't ask why, I have weird Facebook friends T_T) and came upon a cute little link - because I have a weird...ritual, of sorts.
I have a McDonalds Power Rangers notebook. (WAIT NO, DON'T GO AWAY. KEEP READING.) I used to use it to write my "essays" as a dewy-eyed seven-year-old about corn or cake or inventions I'd make someday. One time I happened to write an essay on love. It went something like, "REMEMBER MAN, NO MATTER HOW UNFAIR THEY SEEM, YOUR FAMILY LOVES YOU. I MEAN COME ON, CUT THEM SOME SLACK, YOU'RE KIND OF AN ANNOYING KID YOURSELF. :I"
At the time I started flipping through the pages for amusement (and, yes, facepalming at my lack of intelligence), I was kind of going through some personal biz concerning my family. So, yeah, the "essay" kind of cheered me up. So right after that, I wrote myself another "gonna-cheer-mahself-up" note, signing it as,
"I'm cheering for you, kidZ. I know you won't let me down. -kidZ of April 2012"
Months later, I read that note. I was going through problems. Again. And it cheered me up. Again.
After that I kind of wrote a new note every time the last one cheered me up.
So, now that the flashback is over, I guess you can say Past Me is really good at cheering up Future Me. (Even if Past Me is kind of a lazy bum. Heck, Present Me is one, too...)
i am so sorry, future me XD
WELL, ANYWHALES, I found a neat little site called FutureMe.org. Where you get to email Future You. Now, ain't that the bee's knees?
I've tried a program that's kind of like it, when my family and I took a LEISURE TRIP to a place called Nido Science Discovery Center - a science center funded by a milk company ._. - and I typed in a message that was something like "YO WAZZUP GIRL, THIS IS PAST ME HERE, I'M LIKE IN THE DISCOVERY CENTER NAO. HOW'S THINGS GOIN' OVER THERE YO? NOT TOO GOOD? WELL THEN I'M FLIPPED. XD JAJAJAJA, -kidZ, 2010" along with a webcam shot of my face.
When I first got it, I was all, "A MESSAGE FROM MY PAST? :O" (I forget things easily, okay?)
And then when I read it...
There wasn't enough room on my face for the facepalm that followed.
Sigh.
Well, anyway, I'm gonna go write myself a letter for Future Me. Peace out, and have a wonderful daaaay.
Thought fifty was enough for me? Ha. You amuse me. 'CAUSE I FOUND A BEAUTIFUL 200 QUESTION MEME, BABY. Prepare for more eye-ache; I'm in the zone. >:D
200: My crush's name is:
I have no crush. :I Seriously people.
199: I was born in:
a hospital. In the Philippines. o-o
198: I am really:
weird. XD
197: My cellphone company is:
Samsung. That's right, you iPhone lovers, my cellphone company is Samsung.
196: My eye color is:
Dark brown.
195: My shoe size is:
6? I think? I don't know.
194: My ring size is:
Regular....? o.o
193: My height is:
THEEEEES close to 4'11". Yes. I'm short. Mock me if you wish,
192: I am allergic to:
Stress. Literally. I get rashes, dandruff, and acne when I'm overly stressed.
191: My 1st car was:
A BEAUTIFUL ORANGE PLASTIC CAR WITH A PLASTIC CLOCK THINGY IN FRONT, A SQUEAKY HORN, AND A SEAT WITH A COMPARTMENT BELOOOOW. I was so rich. 8D
190: My 1st job was:
Writing in my mom's blog. I earned a few cents every post, but meh, I MADE IT RICH ANYWAY. XD
189: Last book you read:
This Book is Not Good for You, by the very lovely Pseudonymous Bosch. :I
188: My bed is:
Old. And soft. And old. :3
187: My pet:
A really old dog named Crissie. She's technically not my dog, she's just the family dog who sleeps underneath the backyard sink. .-.
186: My best friend:
Somebody I'd like to call Samantha Vibessss~
185: My favorite shampoo is:
Vaseline. The lovely, lovely scent sticks around forever.
184: Xbox or ps3:
Xbox. Provided it's Xbox Kinect. o-o
183: Piggy banks are:
Awesome. For kids who're too stubborn to open a real, manly bank account.
182: In my pockets:
I have no pockets.
181: On my calendar:
A picture of Papa Jesus. :>
180: Marriage is:
An eternal union with the love of your life, blessed by God Himself.
179: Spongebob can:
Change the lives of several young children. Like mine. Or my little brother's. (He watches Spongebob the way I would watch a new episode of Kaichou wa Maid-Sama.)
178: My mom:
One of the awesomest people in my life. Wait, scratch that: she IS the awesomest person of my life. :D
177: The last three songs I bought were?
HA. I don't buy songs, I download them. Illegally. But I guess the last ones I downloaded were Evolution of Music by Pentatonix, Mini Minotaur Song by Tobuscus (TOBUSCUUUUUS), and B----es Be Crazay, Remix by Domics. :I
176: Last YouTube video watched:
175: How many cousins do you have?
Goodness, tons. First cousins? I don't know....how many...
174: Do you have any siblings?
Two. :I
173: Are your parents divorced?
D:< NOOOOOO
172: Are you taller than your mom?
Almost. So close. Probably will be in a month or so ;___;
171: Do you play an instrument?
No. I did know how to play four guitar chords though...
170: What did you do yesterday?
Go shopping for camping stuff. :D
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight:
In rare cases, when they're really meant to be. Otherwise....no. It's ridiculous. :I
168: Luck:
No such thing. It's either hard work or a blessing from God.:>
167: Fate:
Yep. But you can change your fate though.
166: Yourself:
Of course. :I
165: Aliens:
Not really...
164: Heaven:
OF COOOOOURSE :D
163: Hell:
Uh, yeah...no plans of going there though...o_____o
162: God:
That's like asking me if I believe I'm a girl. Of course I believe in God. And always will. He's our Heavenly Father :))
161: Horoscopes:
Nope. I do like those personality horoscopes though. YOU'RE A TAURUS, SO THEREFORE YOU'RE A HARDHEADED, PROCRASTINATING, LAZY BULL. Haha. Spot on.
160: Soul mates:
Yes. :D If you were meant to be, you were meant to be, period. o3o
159: Ghosts:
No. Unfortunately my brain tends to disagree with me and makes up all sorts of images in the dark without my permission T_T
158: Gay Marriage:
No. That's wrong. :I But I'm not saying the people are bad. The act is wrong; the people could change.
157: War:
No. War solves nothing.
156: Orbs:
Not...really...?
155: Magic:
Depends on the kind of magic. If you mean the magic of rainbows or the magic of love or the magic of FWIENDSHIP or that kind of lovely, lovely magic, then YESH. If you mean magic like voodoo and fortune-telling--NO. Just. NO.
[ This or That ]
(If you recall, I did a This or That post a year back...)
154: Hugs or Kisses:
HUGSIES YES.
153: Drunk or High:
I'd rather be drunk. 'Cause it's legal to be drunk. XD (Unless you mean high on MY OWN AWESOMENESS 8D)
152: Phone or Online:
Online. You can do EVURYTHIN online. :3
151: Red heads or Black haired:
Redheads. I've had enough of black-haired people in Asia. XD
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
...Brunettes...?
149: Hot or cold:
COLD. Cold most of the time. o-o
148: Summer or winter:
Well, since we get summer vacations during summer and I'm pretty darn sure I wouldn't live for a minute in the coldness of winter, then, SUMMER.
147: Autumn or Spring:
SPRIIIIIIIIIIIING. YEAH. 'Cause flowers and blossoms and spring cleaning is definitely MANLY. XD
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
Chocolate. Dur.
145: Night or Day:
I don't know .________. day....? maybe....?
144: Oranges or Apples:
Apples, probably?
143: Curly or Straight hair:
Straaaiiight. But sometimes I wonder what it's like to have fluffy curly hair. o3o
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
I DON'T KNOW. D:
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
Milk chocolate is love.
140: Mac or PC:
PC. 'Cause I've never tried a Mac and I'm biased.
139: Flip flops or high heels:
Flip flops. Most of the time. .3.
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
Sweet and poor. :> (You can always help them get money, ya know :I)
137: Coke or Pepsi:
Cooooca-Colaaaa.
136: Hillary or Obama:
Obama? I dunno. They're American...
135: Buried or cremated:
Buried. At least you have a way of getting out if you're still alive. XD
134: Singing or Dancing:
Singing. I'm garbage at dancing.
133: Coach or Chanel:
Well, uh, I've only heard of Chanel so.... ._.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
Who are those people? o.o
131: Small town or Big city:
Small town :3
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
Never bought from any. (Asian. I am Asian. x3x) But, I guess I have to go with Wal-Mart. Because of Gary Stu XD 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
Adam Sandler's a lot funnier. And you know I need material for mah hopeless comedy. XP
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
Manicure. Because people could see your manicure. :3
127: East Coast or West Coast:
I think I'm in the East, so I have to go with the East. .-.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
Christmas, of course. Jesus' birthday is better than mine anyday. (I'm being selfless. It's not easy. XD)
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
Chocolate. I'd rather dudes give me tooth-rotting cocoa goodness than murdered plant life which would die in a few days.
124: Disney or Six Flags:
I've only been to Disneyland.
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
I don't know. Do I look like I know baseball? :I I think I should go with Yankees. (Their name is funnier.)
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War:
AWFUL. Tussling with violence. Not good. At ALL. People should learn that violence solves nothing. A peaceful solution is much better.
121: George Bush:
Uh, he's old. And American. IDK. I would name the bushes in my backyard after him. o-o
120: Gay Marriage:
Wrong. A guy can't marry a guy, and a girl can't marry a girl. Period. That goes against the divine laws of marriage. Now I'm pretty sure I angered one of my readers (she knows who she is :3), but let me justify: love is not wrong. But are you so sure what you feel for this person is love? I remember a lesson I learned: love is not only an emotion, it's a service. If you're not willing to service that person even if they end up being a lying, needy, lazy bum, then that my friend is not love. It's a little something called infatuation. Come on, why do you think you have crushes on people, convince yourself you love them, then end up having that love fade? Love never fades; infatuation does. So, let me just say: gay marriage is wrong. But that doesn't mean the people involved are evil. What they're doing is wrong; that doesn't mean they are bad. :I
119: The presidential election:
I don't know. I'm not old enough to vote. XD The commercials on TV are pretty neat though. Annoying, but neat.
118: Abortion:
AWFUUUUL. NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE THE TERROR. Killing babies and not giving them a chance at life? D: If they weren't meant to live, to have a purpose, to change people's lives, they wouldn't have been brought to life. WRONG. WRONG. ALL OF IT. D: If you don't want the baby, put it up for adoption! At least it gets to live! At least it gets to know God! DDD:
117: MySpace:
...what's MySpace? o.o
116: Reality TV:
I'm not sure what's real in reality TV anymore...
115: Parents:
They're your parents. Period. Love them. They brought you into this world. Even if they don't seem very fair or nice or fatherly/motherly. I'm going to bring up something from the Bible. (Excuse me, proud Catholic passing by...) You know the commandment "Honor thy father and thy mother"? That is the only commandment where God promises a reward. Fo sho. And you can always trust God's promises since he never, ever breaks them.
114: Back stabbers:
They live sad lives. But I should still pray for them, be there for them. It's my duty as a Christian - wait, no, scratch that, it's my duty as a human being - to bring love to everyone. Backstabbers, liars, bullies, and non-Christians included. :D
113: Ebay:
It's a neat way to sell stuff and buy stuff cheap. Just be sure you know what you're buying; out there be scammers...
112: Facebook:
It's an awesome social network. Brings people together. Most of the time.
111: Work:
URGGGGGH. As much as I'd like to laze around all day doing nothin' o-o, I have to work. Everyone does. But I will absolutely not apply for a job I don't like. I'd rather become an entrepreneur and give jobs so I'd be the boss. AND I'D RULE THEM AAAALL~. (Naw, just kiddin'. I'll be the nicest boss I could be. :D)
110: My Neighbors:
They're nice. I don't really know them, save for our next-door-neighbor Sean, but I know they're nice people. :)
109: Gas Prices:
They should really go down. :I Why don't people make biogas more budget-friendly? You save money and save the environment at the same time.
108: Designer Clothes:
I don't know why people are so crazy over those things. Hey, as long as it's sturdy and looks good, I don't really give two feet whether it came from a designer store or a cheap clothes market.
107: College:
I'd rather not go through extra years of school, but, you can pick up useful stuff in college. And you get a diploma along with bragging rights, so that's also a neat advantage.
106: Sports:
MEEEEH I'M NOT ATHLETIC. D: But they're good for keeping yourself healthy. :I
105: My family:
They're awesome. They've got their quirks - hey, no family's perfect - but I still love them to bits. I wouldn't have anyone else raise me.
104: The future:
It's kind of scary knowing what may or may not lay ahead in my future and my loved ones', but I trust in God. He'd make everything all right. After all, He wouldn't give us trials we couldn't take.
[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone:
A few hours ago. SIXTEEN HUGS :D
102: Last time you ate:
Three or four hours ago. :I
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
Two Sundays ago, when we went to the kids' ministry. I haven't seen my friends there for two months. :I
100: Cried in front of someone:
Sometime ago, don't remember. (Actually, it was more like I was crying and people happened to enter the room I was crying in. XD)
99: Went to a movie theater:
Ah. Don't know. Long, long time ago I bet. o-o
98: Took a vacation:
Sometime ago. We went to a cool resort place thingy.
97: Swam in a pool:
Same time we went to the resort place thingy. XD
96: Changed a diaper:
Long, long, loooooong ago. When my brother was in diapers three years ago.
95: Got my nails done:
A month ago? If you count painting my nail's with pink kiddie glitter nail polish "getting my nails done".
94: Went to a wedding:
I don't remember. Long time ago.
93: Broke a bone:
Neveeeer. 8D
92: Got a piercing:
I was six I think. I pierced my ears. They got infected...
91: Broke the law:
Never o_____o
90: Texted:
Days ago.
[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
Either my big brother or my friends. :3
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
My mom. ;___; (She's a thing? :O) Or maybe just living here in the first place...
87: The last movie I saw: Joseph the Dreamer on HBO, if I'm not mistaken.
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
Success. Loving people. Being loved back. The sunshine every day. Getting so many hugs and exchanging so many jokes. Goodness, I'm sure God has so much in store for me.
85: The thing I'm not looking forward to:
June 13, 2013. ._____________. (NaNoWriMoers will know why.)
84: People call me:
weird. And friendly. (I was called an angel once by a friend but I'm not writing that down. Ooooops, too late...)
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
Be brave. It's hard if you're me, I'm telling you...
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
FOR BEING TOO FAST IN BEING AWESOME 8D
81: My zodiac sign is:
Taurus.
80: The first person i talked to today was:
My little brother. (HE WOKE ME UP.)
79: First time you had a crush:
I was in Kindergarten.
78: The one Person who i can't hide things from:
God. :I
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
I don't remember. My brother and I jinxed a lot today.
76: Right now I am talking to:
You. ;____;
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
Become a writer/singer/blogger/artist/entrepreneur. And take care of my family, of course. And serve God in ministries. :D
74: I have/will get a job:
Nope. I won't get a job. :I
73: Tomorrow:
I'll probably start on my novel again. Probably.
72: Today:
I spent a LOT of time on the computer. A LOT.
71: Next Summer:
I don't know, haven't planned that far away yet. BUT I'LL ENJOY MY SECOND CAMP CALYE THEN :D
70: Next Weekend:
I'll come home from Camp Calye :D
69: I have these pets:
An old dog. ._.
68: The worst sound in the world:
The sound of someone who has lost hope crying. :(
67: The Person that makes me cry the most is:
Does Jesus count? Wait, 'course He does. He touches my heart so many times...
66: People that make you happy:
Everybody makes me happy. I hang out with happy people. :D
65: Last time I cried:
Forgot when.
64: My friends are:
Some of the awesomest people EVER. :D
63: My computer is:
Overworked. I'm sorry, poor, poor computer, for putting up with me and my tech family. :I
62: My School:
Catholic Filipino Academy. Homeschooling.
61: My Car:
I don't have a car. .-. the family car is an old Mitsubishi Lancer.
60: I lose all respect for people who:
I don't lose ALL respect for people. But I come really close for sinful people who know what they're doing is wrong but keep doing it anyway. And lead good people into their evil path. :I
59: The movie I cried at was: Les Miserables. 58: Your hair color is:
Dark brown chameleon hair. It's black from afar, dark brown up close, copper in the sun, reddish after sun, and black again when wet. Hence I call it "chameleon" hair.
57: TV shows you watch:
Animes and cartoons. o-o
56: Favorite web site: This. (You should try reading it even if you're not Catholic. His tips are useful to everyone.) I love his blogs. I should, anyway, he's the guy who made Catholic Filipino Academy. I wouldn't be homeschooled if not for Tito Bo. (That means Uncle Bo.)
55: Your dream vacation:
Many meetups with my friends. Many activities with my family. Lots of fun writing. Lots of new books. Lots of fun prayer times, recollections, and outreaches. Peace, harmony, and happiness overall.
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
When I got my ears pierced, I guess.
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
Soft, with lots of juices and easy to chew.
52: My room is:
...roomy. ._.
51: My favorite celebrity is:
Charice?
50: Where would you like to be:
Where I am, right now. But a hundred times more successful. :D
49: Do you want children:
When I'm ready, yes.
48: Ever been in love:
No. T_T
47: Who's your best friend:
Someone I'll call Samantha Vibes. :3 (I keep LOLing when I write that down btw.)
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
I have more girl friends. .3.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
When someone tells you you made their day. Your heart just soooooars.
44: One Person that you wish you could see right now:
Jesus. :D
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
Not really. I just plan for this year, sometimes until the year after..
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
No. That would depress me, sadly, even though that was meant to make me feel better. o-o (My emotions are overly emotional. lol.)
41: Have you pre-named your children:
...why? WHY? D:
40: Last person I got mad at:
My little brother. He messed this blog post. If this wasn't saved as draft, I would've started from scratch. :I Forgave him in a second. XD (Perks of hanging out with fun Catholics, people, perks of hanging out with fun Catholics.)
39: I would like to move to:
the bedroom. Where it's airconditioned and everyone's there and the TV is on. XD
38: I wish I was a professional:
Writer. D:
[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy:
Candy is candy, people. :I
36: Vehicle:
Tricycles.
35: President:
The current president, I guess, even if he could do better. President Noynoy Aquino. (Look him up.)
34: State visited:
This isn't America. o.o
33: Cellphone provider:
Apple. (HA. And I have a Samsung phone. XDD)
32: Athlete:
I don't know ._.
31: Actor:
IDK
30: Actress:
IDK too.
29: Singer:
CHARICE.
28: Band:
HILLSONG UNITED. EVEN IF I KNOW VERY FEW OF THEIR SONGS. (Look them up.)
18: Sport to play:
Badminton. It's the only sport I can play. (Not even good at it, I may add.)
17: Magazine: Kerygma. 16: Book:
Can't decide, way too many faves.
15: Day of the week:
Sunday! (The day I get to meet up with my friends, meet up with Jesus in Church, and it sounds like ice cream! :D!)
14: Beach:
I have no preference in beaches.
13: Concert attended:
Never been to a concert.
12: Thing to cook:
Scrambled eggs. ;___;
11: Food:
Far too many.
10: Restaurant:
Tokyo Tokyo!
9: Radio station:
Yes FM.
8: Yankee candle scent:
What is that? o.o
7: Perfume:
Something from Victoria's Secret. It's my cousin's. IT'SH SO FRUITY-SMELLING AND SOFT AND AWESOME I JUST WANT TO BREATHE IT LIKE HMFFFFFF-
6: Flower:
Rose. (How original T_T)
5: Color:
Pink.
4: Talk show host:
I don't watch talk shows. .-. Oprah? Maybe?
3: Comedian:
IDK.
2: Dog breed:
Golden Retrievers ftw!
1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
To the best of my simple-minded recollection. ._.
Did you enjoy that? No? Well, TOO BAD. I DID. So if you could find a longer one, well, GIVE IT TO ME. :DD
Btw, if I seem overly Catholic here...there's no such thing as being overly Catholic. PROUD OF MY FAITH, LADIES. And you should be too. :I Don't hide iiiit. Although I do sorely hope you're Catholic as well. If not, well, we're still friends, right? :D
