IT'S. MY. BIRTH. DAAAAY.

NO PRESENTS CAME IN THE MAAAAIL.WHYYYY. EVEN AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE I WENT THROUGH TO MAKE LORENZO COOPERATE. I hope you like baked beans >:I

Nah, just kiddin'. It's impossible to find me on Island X. XD

Anywhales, my birthday was okay. It was the bomb. It was the sword. It was the explosion. (Try saying that in an airport.) My mom apparently forgot to bring the camera soooo eventually the memories of my birthday will cease to exist someday. Unfortunately. ;___;

Buuuuut I can give you guys the next best thing: the summary of the day - July 37 - in PICTURES. Drawn by MOI. With the least amount of color because, you know, I can't wait to continue reading. It's not everyday you get two new books. TWO. NEW. BOOOOOOOOOOOOKS.

...I need more friends ;w;
lol no jk

(Actually it was supposed to be fully colored and have a few more boxes of my peeps and I playing Uno, me racing through bookstores like a fish that needs to go to the bathroom, my brother stuffing me into a body bag a coffin a deep pit my cousin's sleeping bag [I FOUND THE RIGHT WORD :O], buuuut I didn't have the time. Or the patience. T_T)

Nothing says a fantastic birthday like six hours of red eyes and a stiff neck. XD 

All in all, even if none of you guys sent me an illegal sugar-coated present - and, mind you, I'm still mad at you for not doing so, so don't be surprised if you find me in your bathroom with a huge vat of beans in the middle of the night - this was a pretty neat birthday.

I feasted on carbs and grease, pretty much embarrassed myself by screaming in the bookstore, lost 20% of my non-existent sanity because Four Pictures One Word (thanks a lot, Nikka), am currently posting at nine in the evening, owe my brother P100 worth of Cybr load because I didn't get him a Warrior Cats book, and have a stiffness in my neck that would probably last for days.

...

BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVEEEEER. :OOOO

XDD

Well then...peace out, I guess. :I

P.S.: If you're not gonna send me a gift through the mail, at the very least greet me a happy birthday in the comments. Even if you're days or months or lifetimes late. JUST GREET ME, MAN. ;D;

P.P.S.: I probably won't post anything in the next week or so because I'll be going to an AWESOME, AMAZING, FANTASTIC, and SUPER COOL spiritual camp for four days. So yeah. Don't miss me too much. (If that's too hard, here, you can take my face:

My loveliness will calm any of your anxiety. Calm your toes.)