A Pre-Post Before I Begin Posting

Hi. I'm back from the grave.

Pictured above: kidZ waking up in the morning

I'm going to start pumping out new blog posts in a few hours, just like the good ol' days. Except I'm going to probably change everything you knew and loved about Kid Fort.

Before all of you start gasping and protesting and threatening me again with your ever-present chair, I just want to say that I've been meaning to turn this into a serious blog for a while. Obviously not a really serious blog - I can't go one day without talking about llamas, or diarrhea, or llama diarrhea - but you know what I mean.

Why just now, you ask?

Because I felt it was the right time.

*cough* actually the advisor of my journalism club is going to check this blog out in a few days and i wanted to make a good impression*cough*

So yeah, like I said, I'm probably going to change all you held dear about Kid Fort. I made this post as a warning of sorts.

(I could've just said something like: "W4RN1NGG, I IZ CHANGiN BL0HG, B3 pRREpARDE". But you know me. I have to make a whole blog post. I. Have. To.)

Expect to see:

It's about time I act on my dream of having an illustrated blog. So from now on, each and every blog post will have my illustrations on them.

Applaud for me.

...

I SAID APPLAUD FOR ME.

Anyway, I tried to explain to my mom that I wanted to make Kid Fort a blog not too different from blogs like Hyperbole and a Half, Books of Adam, or The Oatmeal, which was why I was going to delete a crapload of previous posts that failed to meet my standards.

She wouldn't let me.

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Make. Butt joke. HNNNGGGH.

I'm torturing myself just reading those horrible posts again, so I decided to just warn future readers in a future About section to not read anything before July 2013.

That's all I can really say for this pre-post. I'll write the real posts in a moment, so...peace out, I guess.