I Will Return. Soon.

Have I mentioned I'm a terrible blogger? As in, post-like-crazy-one-moment-then-drop-out-for-months terrible?

Yeah. If you haven't noticed since my last post.

I should really be getting tired of saying this, but I'll say it nonetheless 'cause I'm obliged to: I'm sorry. But this time, I have a half-legitimate excuse from dropping out of the blogoshpere for a month.

I have been seriously working on my novel (finally) and as of now I'm a little more than halfway. And just so you know, yes, I had all the time in the world since December 1 to complete my novel and here I am doing it, at June 4. One day before my brother's birthday. Nine days until the offer to publish my novel closes.

'Cause that's how I roll. Unfortunately.

And even more unfortunately, I'm not the kind of person you could trust with a separate computer, five hours of free time, and the Internet (I made the unwise choice of saving my novel draft on Google Docs), and assume that I'd be doing my novel. Especially when it's way more fun researching stop-motion animation puppets - look it up on Google and see just how fun it is, dang it - or checking out articles on Cracked.com.

But when I'm finally free from my novel, I still can't completely guarantee I'll be back since, 1) I'll be starting school in two weeks; and 2) I would get started on the second book of the HERS series.

Seriously, I'll try my best to get back. And be funny. And amuse you with my blog poop.

But I have to be absent in the next few days.

I know I should've written this weeks ago, when I disappeared, but I forced myself to stop blogging since I'll go crazy with ideas. Mostly because this post should be special. Know why?

It's the hundredth blog post.

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Okay, NOW you start patting me on the back and congratulating me. THANKS FOR NOTHING, YOU POSERS.

Psh. No. Just kidding.

Anyway, I assure you, once I'm done I'll continue shooting rainbows out of my butt again. Because contrary to your belief, I have a lot of topics to blog about. Which I don't, because I'm lazy, and that's how I roll.

I'm sorry I'm not very funny on this post. I'll try to make it up to you by fishing Google for an awesome comic.

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I RAN OUT OF IDEAS, OKAY?