Fifty Questions Meme

I TOLD YOU I WASN'T KIDDING WHEN I SAID I LOVED THESE THINGS D:<

And because I love them so much, I found an especially long one. Like real long. Like fifty questions long. Prepare your eyes for some eye-ache, dudes.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Meh. (I say such intelligent things when I'm still half-asleep.)

2. How much cash do you have on you?
Zero. I mean it, I'm not exaggerating. Not one centavo left to my name. D:
3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
Gore. I've been reading some Creepypasta for a friend. ;__;
4. Favorite planet?
Earth. Dur.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
My little brother. We kind of have a spare Nokia Asha which Joridge uses to call me up like cray-zay.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
Unfortunately I never bothered to change the ringtones on my phone since I can't change the text ring and people rarely call me, but if I could, I'd like to set "One More Night" by Maroon 5 as my ringtone.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
I sadly decided to wear a dress for three days in a row to save my shorts for summer camp, but, I'm wearing a pink Dora the Explorer dress. With lace. And ribbons. And pink, yellow, and blue flowers on the skirt. (This was a dress I had since I was eight and it still fits me. Unfortunately.)

8. Do you label yourself?
Yeah, I kind of label myself as "the weirdo who usually doesn't talk to people unless spoken to, and when spoken to, unleashes the very definition of insanity". o3o
9. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently wearing?
HA. YOU AMUSE ME. I've never worn branded shoes. T_T But I guess I have to answer, so I'm wearing white Angry Birds flip-flops right now.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright. Unless of course I'm at the verge of sleep, in which case, I would hiss like a vampire and hide under my black blanket. (True story.)

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I found this guy on Google just to steal his meme XD. He sounds old. :I
12. What does your watch look like?
I don't have a watch. (Soooo I don't wear branded clothes, don't wear branded shoes, am now currently wearing a dress I've had since I was eight, and don't have a watch. Call me poor if you wish. //SOB. lol no jk)

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
I think I was watching Phineas and Ferb with my family before we went to sleep. :I

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
My phone is not charged, but I think it was a text from a friend I'd like to call Red. It was something like, "Taking photos with my twiiiiin <3 like="" o_o="" or="" something="" span="" that="" xd="">

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
Somewhere not in the general area. I wouldn't know. I don't go out. XD
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Dang. (Much to my mom's dismay.)

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Hi, Mama.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My arm. It's furrier than you think, I'm telling you.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Assuming this is the clean legal kind - and not something like sugar (riiiight) - then...I think caffeine is a drug. Right? I had lots of root beer the other day.
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
What's a film? o_o I don't develop film. I don't take pictures, I draw them. T_T

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
The age I was last year. (Pfft. Like I'm telling you. :I)

22. Your worst enemy?
My Inner Editor. Writers will know what I'm talking about.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
I'm on my netbook, which has the standard lame-o Windows Wallpaper, but on our PC is a picture of sunshiney hills and my creepy face in the corner.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"If I don't spend it, could I like keep the one thousand pesos or something? :D" (My mom gave me money for camp.)

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
A million bucks. Maybe. If I invest that in a money machine I could earn enough to get myself a jet pack. :I
26. Do you like someone?
NERP.

27. The last song you listened to?
"Misery" by Maroon 5.

28. What time of day were you born?
My mom can't remember between late evening or early morning. I guess that's why I'm a morning person who's nocturnal as well. .____.

29. What’s your favorite number?
1. Because it's the day of my birth and because I'm No. 1. (That either means I'm the best or I'm just a puddle of pee. Either way, it's both true.)

30. Where did you live in 1987?
I didn't exist in 1987. .________.

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Not really. I guess it's just kind of mixed-up admiration/good-hearted envy for my friends who showed up on TV/a magazine, play the guitar, have a pen tablet, and stuff like that. o-o

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
Not that I know of. Even if they should be. 8D

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I think I was at home then. (Hey, what do you expect from a tiny baby? D: )

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I fortunately rarely buy from vending machines, but if it did steal my money, I'd probably yell sonething like "DAGNABBIT MAN WHAT THE HEY. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?! D:<" while kicking it. XD

35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Pfft. OF COURSE. 8D I guess. :I 

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I dunno. .___. Forearm? Maybe?

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
I wish I could be all "PROUD TO BE PINOY! >:O!" and say Tagalog (my Tagalog - the primary Philippine dialect - sucks), but I'm more interested in learning Nihonggo (Japanese). Sorry, Philippines. :I 

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Depends on what you mean by "move". If you mean "kidZ please get off the couch D:", then, maybe. If you mean "kidZ please move out of Island X to be with me :D", then, IDK, but probably no. T_T

39. Are you touchy feely?
Come here and give me a hug :D

40. What’s your life motto?
It changes a LAWT, but it's kind of, "You'll be happiest when you make others happy".

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
My body parts. Well, I guess I would say underwear and, well, a top and a bottom ._____., buuuut I do take a bath and I don't usually bathe in a massive trenchcoat...

42. What’s your favourite town/city?
[Insert name of the city kidZ currently lives in. 'Cause, you know, I'm biased.]

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
If you mean my Dad's cash, then the two books he got me for my birthday. (LAWL.) If you mean my OWN cash, then I think it was the book, The Name of This Book is Secret.

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
PEOPLE STILL DO THAT? :O I think when I was nine and my mom and I gave my letter to Santa to LBC. Addressed to the North Pole, of course. I still believe in Santa :I

45. Can you change the oil on a car?
T_T I don't even know how to pop the hood off our car.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
LAWL. I was never in love T_T soooo I'm gonna use my first human crush from Kindergarten. (Human, as in breathing, existing guy; NOT a guy from a cartoon.) I assumed I was in love, anyway. *shrugs* The last thing I remember was that he got in trouble for calling me. :3

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Not too far back. I only sort-of know my great-great grandmother from my maternal grandmother's side (and that's just because she's pure Chinese), but that's it. o_o 

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
If you call wearing a pink cotton dress with black flowers fancy, then yeah, I dressed fancy. (I looked like an emo grandma.) I dressed up fancy-ish because it was my grade school graduation o__o

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My lower back kind of hurts since I always slouch when I'm at the computer. I've been on the computer for five and a half hours. XD

50. Have you been burned by love?
HA. HAHA. AHAHAHA. I've never been in love T_T. But since I have to answer, I guess I'll bring up what I used to think as love when I was five (which I now call "being dumb just because this dude is cute"). Yeah, I've been burned. Bad. I used to think about him all the time when I transitioned from regular school to homeschooling, but meh, I got over it. And as you can see, I kind of regret it. Dude was way too lowly for someone as fabulous as me. :I

What? Done already? GIVE. ME. MOOOOOAR. D:<

(I wasn't exaggerating when I told you I loved these things, ya know. ._.)

So, while I go hopping around Google for another meme to answer, I'll, uh, peace you out there....bro....