The Best Job Ever

Please. Yes. D: I know that nothing comes easy and you can't earn money by doing nothing and that I should be striving to be a better writer instead of lazing around like a sloth but, really, I think the best job in the world for me is doing nothing.

kidZ's Criteria for the Best Job Ever

• Work hours more flexible than rubber! If you don't feel like "working" today, that's okay, 'cause you'll still be paid! :D
• Doesn't require you to do anything! Just do what you want!
• Provides you with a flipload of awesome books which you could read all flipping day
• Also provides you with a nice cushy bed, super soft pillows, and an insanely fluffy comforter; it will be your reading hangout
• Also provides you with an airconditioned Creativity HQ, a.k.a. your bedroom, a.k.a. your office
• Also provides you with a cute maid with cat ears who could get you the food you want, whenever you want
• They provide you with a Thought Cap, a device which projects your awesome thoughts into comics, novels, movies, or whatever I want. (Face it, sometimes you have a MASTERPIECE in your head, then you start writing/drawing/scripting it up, and then it's not as awesome as the image in your head .___.)
• Thousands of fans adore you! (I need the fan love, guys. I need the fan love. D: )
• You get a whopping paycheck everyday!
• They also double your current salary and give half of it to a charity of your choice!
• They'll also get you a personal shopper who'll buy whatever you want, whenever you want

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Dudes. I wish some crazy employer would give me a job like that. It's 73% my dreams put together D: Seriously though, if I get that job...I would freak. And be happy for a LONG time. :> Peace out.