Meh

Like this. Or this. :I Their subscribers are in the double-, even triple-digits....

....and I'm just sitting here, with my two subscribers. Corner of Self-Pity, thank you for being so welcoming. ._.

Seriously, once I get around hundreds of subscribers someday, I will show this post to them. To show them that even big blogs started small.

And while I'm still procrastinating and my older brother and neighbor are laughing like orca hyenas, I also realized that my novel is very, very unfinished. Dang. WHY CAN'T I JUST FIND A NOVEL FAIRY TO MAKE HERS AWESOME SO I CAN MOVE ON TO MY OTHER USELESS BOOK? D:

And since I'm still procrastinating: here is the first draft for the preface of my book, Stuff: Because I Can't Come Up with a Better Name.

Soooo...you're reading this book right now. That's wonderful. That's awesome. But before you go on, let me tell you that this book is not, in any way:

a) educational
b) funny

c) worth your time

Why did I make this then? Because I want to. :I See I even use smileys. I'm practically the only author I know who uses smileys. 'Cause I'mma rebel. I'mma rebel. I'MMA REBEL AND-

Seriously, though. If you're reading this book, then I'm guessing you have nothing to do for the next half-hour or so (or longer, if you don't read fast. Or are blind). Fantastic. That means I can unleash my nonsensical rage all over you.

So prepare for a ride. 'Cause if you are one of those people with sense (i envy those people. they can actually do math D: ), you will NOT enjoy it. If, however, you're one of those people who have a broken sense of humor (like me), are currently procrastinating (like me), and enjoy loads and loads of uncontrolled gibberish (like...guess who? oh. i know. ME), then congratulations - you are now my student. My Student of Stuff. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. >:D

Sorry. I just want to say that I tend to lose focus sometimes. Many times. Most of the times. Meh, I lose my focus ALL THE TIME, as you can see. (AND I APPARENTLY ALSO LOVE CAPS LOCK. WHEEEEEEE.)

And I also have no idea what a preface is. And why do they still have to jam a book with a preface, an introduction, a foreword, AND  prologue? Why don't they just call it "the beginning" to save everybody fifteen minutes of their time? -3-

Buuut, because I'm pretty sure you're getting impatient with me, I'll just say that the rest of this book consists of comics, rants, interactive pages (you can rip them off :D), llamas, links, totally legit advice, and "jokes". If you haven't noticed from the back. -.-

Well, before you have any time to change your minds about reading this here book doohickey, I present to you, Stuff. Because I couldn't come up with a better name. Unfortunately written by the annoying and fabulous author I call, me. :D

(I make awesome prefaces -3-)

It will be a paperback book HANDBOUND by me. (So if you ever want to get my fingerprints to make baby kidZ-faced hyenas, well, you just have to get the book.) I will only make TEN copies. And, unfortunately for you, unless you're a close friend/relative I know in person, I may not pass out one of those precious copies. (I mean, unless you give me a lump of money to really publish it, in which case, why would I refuse your generosity? XD)

That is, if I ever get around to making Stuff in the first place. -.- For now I'm still chained imprisoned trapped bound (I FOUND THE RIGHT WORD! :O) with HERS. Sadly. Peace out.