My Birthday is Near

My birthday is in six days. And, depending on how good you are at math, that can either be May 1, May 2, or July 37. (Somewhere out there there is July 37 T_T)

Anyway, I've been inactive for a good long while. For no reason...at all...

Don't guilt-trip me. I'M IMMUNE TO GUILT...from...other people...with no pulse...
Again, I'm so lonely ;w;

So anyway, I'll make you guys a bunch of Weird Facts About Me...some other time...but not today. XD I'm sure that the few of you who actually faithfully come back to this blog everyday are itching to find some new posts so...yeah.

I'm sorry I'm not a good blogger. Actually if it was up to me and not Time....Magazine (dang it Time >:I), I'd be posting several times a day. My issues, I guess, are:

1. I also have to revise a novel...which I don't feel like revising...;___;
2. I succumb easily to writer's block
3. The past few days, I was in Philosophy Mode. You know, that mode when you think of the meaning of life, what's your purpose, and what really matters. While Philosophy Mode is helpful (and everyone should actually go there at least once in their life), it doesn't make you funny. And I know you guys need me to be funny. .___.

And I also started a tradition today where I place slips of paper containing questions into my piggy bank. After some time which I haven't thought of yet - the end of the month, two months later, end of the year (haha...no T_T) - I will take all of them out and interview myself. :D

So.

Yeah.

Peace out. :3