13 Sites? What the WHAT? :O

Such a weird post title :3 ANYWAY, in my last post, I've just discovered that by using le jump break feature, you people have to be FORCED to read the post instead of just checking it out on the homepage. That would mean I'll get a few more pageviews, and since I'm desperate for more pageviews...

JUMP BREAK FTW 

:D Yay. Now on to the real point of this post.

I'm going to rant about why I really don't like those 13 stuff, particularly 13 websites.

What's a 13 site, you ask?

13 Site (thur-teen sahyt)

-a website where you have to be at least thirteen years of age to join

(You know what? Those dictionary things have GOT to be a regular feature in every blog post ^3^)

Facebook is a 13 site, DeviantArt is a 13 site, Fanfiction.net is a 13 site, Wattpad is a 13 site, so on, so on. (Believe me, I know.I've tried registering in all of these >.>) I bet about 15% of all the websites in this vast, vast mysterious utopia called the Internet is a 13 site.

Now let me ask you something. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

HA. I'm sure a good bunch of you are 12 or lower, yet you have Facebook and all that! >:O YOU LIARS. XD lol jk.

But seriously. You're not 13. Why the whatnow are you in a 13 site? Hm? Unless your parents wrote the wrong year in your birth certificate, the site clearly states you aren't allowed to enter unless you are 13 or above.

WHY? Why do you LIE? Why do you want to get in just because everyone you know has an account? What, just 'cause it's so easy to just change your birthyear to 1999, you'll just LIE and have fun in a 13 site? DUDE. I actually know a 5-year-old who already has Facebook. >:I

I'm obviously not thirteen yet, and obviously don't have an account in any 13 site. And you can't believe how many people have asked "Why dun you have Facebook, kidZ? :O"

Well, excuse me. I feel like I'm the only person left in this world who doesn't want to lie about her age :I I don't care if I'm made fun of because I can't "like" cutesy pictures of kittens. I don't care if I'm ridiculed because I'm "too goody two-shoes" to post drawings on DeviantArt. I don't care if I'm out of place when you people start talking about your fanfics online. I'M standing up for what I believe in, and that's pretty much all I care about.

Pretending to be 13...it's your problem, man. 27 years later, you'll technically be 40 years old, while I'm jumping around being technically younger than you >:3

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(PonyCraft.net has produced an amazing GIF -3-)

OKAY, so MAYBE I do really really reeeeeeeaaaally want to be 13 already so I can "like" cutesy pictures of kittens, post drawings on DeviantArt, and talk about fanfics online D:

13 sites. Y U CHOOSE 13 OF ALL AGES?

Let me remind you guys of the day of bad luck: Friday the THIRTEENTH. And they choose the number thirteen. Tsk, tsk. *shakes head like a disappointed mother*

Anyway, when the day comes that I turn 13, I'm gonna have a bigger bash than on my Sweet 16th. (Oh btw, why would people make their 16th birthday party the biggest? :I I mean, it's not as relieving as turning 13. WHY THE SWEET SIXTEENTH? :O) And I'll make an account to all them 13 sites and FINALLY  feel the freedom of having Facebook without lying! :D!

'Kay, that's all I'm gonna rant about. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch Twlight.

 i made that so i ain't gon make no credits! WOOO~ credit to gickr though for helping me o3o

D: I'll never understand why people squeal at that movie series >.>

Peace out!