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Yeah, this is gonna be a lame movie review ^3^
I'm pretty sure most of you have already seen the movie, but I'm gonna go on and make you bored :>
Believe it or not, Brave is pretty much a mother-daughter kind movie ._. the trailer didn't warn you about it, did it? T_T
There's this princess named Merida whose mom, Queen Elinor, keeps on bossing her around and making her act like a princess. You know what that means, guys. It means Merida has to be perfect, and ladylike, and beautiful, and must never touch a weapon. (And you girls thought being a princess was a good thing T.T)
Obviously, Merida doesn't WANT to be a princess. It's boring, and terrible, especially when she found out that suitors from le three other tribes of the kingdom are competing for her hand in marriage.
She runs away and meets the witch (a-hem, WOODCARVER :D) in the forest, and Merida requests a spell to change her fate and Queen Elinor. Sooo the witch gives her a magic cake, which Merida gives to her mommeh.
GUESS WHAT? Queen Elinor turned into a bear :3
Basically this is one of those boring, "gotta go undo the spell before the second sunrise or else mah mom's gonna be a bear forever D:" plots. Yeeeaaaah...Merida's dad hates bears. A bear took his leg :D so you can guess what would happen.
NOW FOR MY THOUGHTS :D
First of all, Merida doesn't fall in love. So that automatically makes her the best Disney princess so far \m/ I almost hate it when those Disney people make it seem like the destiny of every princess is to fall in love at the age of 16 and marry in a couple days T_T
Second, they make Scotland come alive with their caber toss and bag pipes and accent and kilts (aka man skirts!).
And this film is basically awesome. I don't watch a lot of movies (in cinemas, anyway >.>) and I'm pretty picky, but this is really good!
Uh...I'm done now. >3< Peace out.
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