kidZ's Cheesy Stuffed Toy Story

TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY. I AM BEING A LOVELY NARWHAL.

Okay, as you know, my cheesy stories are pretty long (and obviously cheesy -.-) so please bear with me. I'm sharing a sentimental piece of my childhood here; the least you can do is suck it up and read D:

When I was a little kid, my big bro and I had a lot of stuffed toys.We named each and everyone of them and created stories out of them, kind of like Andy in Toy Story.

The difference is, though, that our play was very structured. Being the evil little geniuses we were, we created the Wild Safari Boarding School. Our plot was that all our stuffed toys were students in a boarding school, and we were the teachers. They were taught different skills, depending on what class they were - Scouts (soldiers in training), Princesses (...I was a girly girl back then. No judgement.), or Babies (the young 'uns).

All of them, however, had an elemental power. Our job was to control that power, too.

I had the best time when I was with my "students". My brother and I would give field trips to space, underground, Atlantis, and the magical forests. We'd teach them how to cook, sew, draw magical charts, control their element, write and speak in the Galactic and Elfish language, and even how to defuse bombs if they were Scouts. Occasionally we'd build an HQ or dorm of some sort (made out of pillows and notebooks, of course) in the living room with elevators and secret passages.

Since everyone came from diverse backgrounds - there were monkeys, bulls, aliens...floating panda heads... o____O- there was no need to teach boring stuff like history and math. Most of the time our classes were about entrepreneurship, element training, and the good care of one's stuffing.

Actually, WSBS wasn't exactly on Earth. It was Earth in a different dimension, a dimension called Wild Safari. My favorite features of the place were their whistle roses and fur grass. The currency in Wild Safari were QuailBucks and QuailCoins. (All of this complicated stuff was conjured up by a seven- and an eight-year-old. I told you we were geniuses.)

As I write this, I feel kind of guilty. Being a "big kid", I don't hang out with my toys much anymore. It's not because I think about what other people think (since when did I care about what people think of me? .3.); it's because I got bored.

I always knew what would happen because I controlled them. If they faced a dragon, I knew how they would beat it. If their grades went down to rock bottom, I knew that after they breathe in genius gas their grades would be alright. I didn't always want to know what would happen everytime. I wanted something unpredictable.

Y'know what? I'm gonna introduce you to some of our veteran students.

Stitch - He is a Stitch stuffed toy our grandma brought from San Francisco. His dad is Stitch Sr., his mom is Angel, and his stepmom was Lilo :D. He was sent to Wild Safari because Stitch Sr. liked the education system there. Stitch is a Scout who controls water, and he's in love with Pallah :3

Doggy Hiccup - A floppy tan dog with brown patches all over, and he has no eyes. "Hiccup" was what his tag says, so that became his surname. He came to WSBS because he liked the harmony of the place. Doggy is a zen-like dog, a peacemaker who loves meditation. He's avid friends with Panda, who loves meditation too. For someone who likes peace so much, it's ironic that he's a Scout who controls light and balance, and is in love with le obnoxious White Teddy.

Brown Teddy Happee - A tiny dark brown teddy. (duh.) He's half polar bear and half grizzly bear. There's a tag that says "Happee" on his butt. BT and his older sister, White Teddy, were sent to WSBS because their parents Momma Bear and Everwhite were too busy. He's the jerk in the school, the evil dude, the absolute troublemaker, although he's pretty scared of WT. He's a Scout who controls darkness. All he says is "pih". .___.

White Teddy Happee - She's a chubby cream-colored teddy bear, a Princess who controls wind. She's the BFF of Pallah and the top Princess. WT is a super girly girl, very trendy, and kinda mean. In lovlez with Doggy. All she says is "pih", too.

Pallah Ape - She's a white, furry little monkey who used to hold a red stuffed heart in her hands. (We cut it out because it prevented us from using her arms.) Pallah is a fire Princess. The Ape family brought her to WSBS because they love all the plants and nature. She's in love with Stitch.

Panda Panda - Panda is actually a tiny shoulderbag with a panda face. She's actually the school counselor, but she's also a student. Strict, wise, and frank, Panda is a psychic who spends most of her time meditating. When she meditates, she floats around and sings her famous song, "Panda Panda Panda Panda." o.O

Gund Happee - Gund is the cousin of WT and BT. He's a teddy bear with curly fur and a blue bow around his neck. We got his name because of the tag on his butt, as usual. Technically he's a Scout, but being the shy timid wimp he is, most of the time he hangs out with the Princesses. His parents sent him to WSBS 'cause they wanted him to get tougher.

I actually have many, many more to introduce to you - Bull-E, the pink and green bully bear; Milky and Cowy (a.k.a. TEH TORROS), two bulls who control milk; Glitch, the crazy Stitch hat who controls celestial energy and loves to cook - but that would take up forever. >____>

Anyway, hoped you like today's dose of cheesiness.

Peace out.